my milkshakes are safe
OK SO I SAW THIS AND I JUST TO SHARE WITH EVERYONE.
OH MY GOD
"Mum used to say we were the same soul split in two and walking around on four legs. It seems unnatural being raised together and then dying apart."
- Melodie Ramone, After Forever Ends
Age, gender, height, eye and hair color, then tell me what your favorite something (hobby, class, music, etc) and what kind of date you want to take me on.
this man has been decapitated and all you have to say is “physics!”??? wow….
deserves at least a sarcastic laugh.
this has been on my dash all day and I just got it now
I may be complaining about Chemistry, but at least I got this joke.
IM IN CHEMISTRY AND I STILL DONT GET IT WHAT
Lilo and Stitch presenting an accurate representation of Hawaiians perspective on luaus held by tourists.
#what’s sad about this is that this is actually what Hawaiians had to do when the western culture took over #a luau was a sacred practice #until the westerners took the concept and had the audacity to change it into a time to stuff your face with food and put on grass skirts and coconut bras and dance the hula #and when they had these events, they didn’t even let actual Hawaiian people in #so to make money to take care of themselves, the Hawaiians were hired to work in these disgraceful events to clean up after the tourists like slaves only to make less than a buck #so good job disney for doing your fucking research and educating these people #sadly, this still goes on even until today and it makes me sick
"hey can i have a couple of those fries"